Tuesday 16 April 2013

A Woman- Unexpected, Unbearable, Unstoppable, Unpredictable , yet Unforgettable



I was thinking about on which topic i will write next after publishing last article, on 12th april'13 friday i had decided to go to Jamnagar-My hometown at night via bus. I got the last seat and there was a lady besides me age around 50-60.

As usual i was listening songs on my mobile, suddenly she starts speaking as i was busy with my mobile, i m not going to write all conversation but the highlight was like this."હૂ અહીની છુ, અહી જાવ છુ, આ કામથી, આટલા દિવસ, સૂ કામ જાવ છુ કોને ત્યા જાવ છુ તેને બધુ જ કહી દીધુ ફક્ત ઍક જ મિનિટ મા" but the strange thing is "I could not listen all the words spoken by her as i was listening songs suddenly i came to know that she was saying something to me but that lady was speaking continuously and we can say that

"બૉલ બૉલ કરવુ તે તેમના નેચર મા છૅ પણ આટલૂ કે તેમનુ ધ્યાન પણ ના હતુ કે હુ સોંગ સાંભાડુ છુ અને મને કહે તમે અરવીંદભાઇ ને તો ઓડખતા જ હસો મે કીધુ ના હૂ બરોડા મા 2 મહીના થી જ છુ તો કહે બાકી અરવીંદભાઇ ને તો આખુ ગામ ઓડખે તે મારા સગા થાય તે પાછા મામલતદાર રહ્યા ને અને નાના છોકરા ને પૂછોને કે અરવીંદભાઇ કોણ તો પણ તમને કહી દે" I WAS SPEECHLESS "હૂ વિચારતો રહી ગ્યો કે સુ કહુ." મારાથી પણ રહેવાનુ નઈ મે પુછયુ અત્યારે પણ મામલતદાર છે બરોડા મા ? "

"તો કહે ના ના હવે તો નથી રહ્યા પણ તમારે કાઇ કામ હોય તો કહેજો તે કરી આપ્સે આખુ બરોડા તેમને ઓડખે છે મે કીધુ સારુ " (મને નામ પણ પુછયુ ન હતુ અને નંબર પણ તો કામ પડે તો પુછુ કોને ?)

We can't do anything... At that time i had decided to write on woman..

One of the famous author mentioned that i can write on any topic but can't write on woman..although i want to give a try on this..i know its gonna be tough for me..hardest topic ever to write or discuss even girls are agreed on this :-P

All About Her :

They are mostly of caring nature,

More possessive and all are jealous,

Crazy about songs,music and dance,

All girls like chocolates uhhhh I Love Dairymilk..most of the girls like dairymilk too much(તેમા પણ કોઇક ને સિલ્ક , ક્રૅકલ , ફ્રૂટ ઍન્ડ નટ , ટેંપ્ટેશન) તેમા પણ કોઈ ગર્લ ને સિલ્ક ભાવતી હોય ને ક્રૅકલ દીધી ભૂલથી પણ તો ગયા  પછી ભલે ને તમે પહેલેથી પુછયુ હોય કે તને કઈ ચૉક્લેટ ગમે ઍન્ડ તેનો જવાબ હસે મને તો બધી ડેરિમિલ્ક ભાવે,

Jealousy is the instinctive quality of girls,

They tend to keep their secrets within themselves BUT Updates their secrets on Facebook(you all know about this) ,

They like shopping and gossing about others,

Shopping બાપરે..once upon a time in Pune i was going for shopping with my friend in mall she spent almost 2 hour to choose a clothes at the end i got the response like "यहासे नई लेना हे इससे अच्छा और सस्ता तो मेरे घर के पास मिलता हे" बाद मे मूज़े पूछा "तुजे कुछ पसंद आया क्या ??" क्या बोलू यार मे ?

They seek attention from others, Apart from all these they are most resitive femina on the earth,

 Most cute as sisters, Most affable as daughters, Loving as a girlfriend/wife, Adorable as daughters and laws , Caring and tensed as mothers.

You will get hundreds of miss calls if you will not receive your special one's call... :-P

I have observed that when two girls are crossing roads they hold their hands i was thinking y y y ?? then i asked my friend and i got the ans like this


There are two possibilities here first one is either the girl is afraid of crossing ya she holds hand  of person besides her cz she know that , the person wnt let her face any problem and so holding his hand she can safely cross the road




About Pani Puri : oh my god...પાણી પુરી નુ નામ લઇ અને તેમના ચહેરા પર સ્માઇલ આવે કાય તમે જોતા રહી જાવ..

Clothes : બધુ વસ્તુ મૅચિંગ જોઇઍ..

Like : કપડા આ કલર ના તો સૅંડલ આ જ જોઇઍ , લિપસ્ટિક , ઇયર રિંગ્સ , બ્રેસ્લેટ , બધુ મૅચિંગ જે જોઇઍ જો ના હોય તો બીજી ગર્લ્સ પાસે માગી લે પણ પહેરે તો મૅચિંગ જે અને જો ના મળે કાઇ મૅચિંગ તો થીમ ચેંજ... :-P

They want to be HEADLINES in all channels...(Got it ??)

It is hard to describe the reaction of a girl when you appreciate some other girl in front of her,

Girls are very demanding and stubborn and if their demands are not fulfilled they get irritated easily,

They always worried about their looks and figure... :-P

Always fascinated about diamond,

A Girl's mind is like a seesaw --- so weavering,

Don't know why all girls think of them as KAREENA because they generally don't eat much at restaurant with only thing in mind 'to maintain figure',

Sometimes i feel God has rigged nature in favor of girls because we generally never win against a girl in a bet,

To elaborate, i set a bet with a girl as to prove that GHAJINI is a better movie compared to RAB NE.. till the date i still don't understand whether RAB NE.. was actually better aur it was her skill which proved me wrong... :-P

The major problem in girls life is that her boy friend's life is running smoothly without any problem,

They are too emotional "Take care boys while chit chatting",

They are fan of film stars specially Sahid and Ranbir they are always dreaming to meet them and take a photo with him and want to say I Love You when you are chatting with any girl and ask who is your favorite hero ans will be (You better know..). All Girls Are Same (No Offense... :-P)

They always want boys come to her and propose, girl never expresses her feelings first by words,

They are too shy..( લજ્જા તો સ્ત્રી નુ ઘરેણુ કહેવાય),

Each girl has one friend , one close friend , one best friend + one boy friend.

Each girl wants Boy friend (!!) because her best friend has a bf so she feel jealousy (Fact but rare case) but every girl wants BF that is fact,


તે પોતાની સીક્રેટ વાત કઇક આવી રીતે શેર કરે "જો હુ તને ઍક વાત છુ કોઇને કહેતી નહી તો જ કહુ તેમ કહીને કહી દેસે અને પછી બીજી ફ્રેંડ ને પણ આવુ જે કહેશે અને પછી તો...  સમજી જાઓ"

પછી પૂછસે બધા ને આ વાત બધા ને કેમ ખબર પડી ગઈ મે તો ખાલી તને જ કીધુ હતુ ???

When a Girl Becomes Girl Friend You can imagine her happiness on that day...may be that day would be one of the memorable day of her life because she fall in love for the first time she would definitely told her close friend about him..

They are always interested in other girls' secret.

Even their rough book of class are like research paper of any journals...

You will get to see types of bulletins in a girls book that you wont even find in a Microsoft Office,

I would like to share one secret of girls they kiss each other..(No Offense..)

They always wear such cloths such that she looks beautiful among all girls specially in parties..

નામ મા પણ મહેંદી કરે બોલો

When a boy/man is looking at a girl/woman in a appreciative manner by default conclusion that the girl draws out is that the boy is trying to flirt,

Girlfriend's expectation's are too high.. (ઍટલા હાઈ કે તેને ખુદ ને પણ ના ખબર હોય) they want der bf to give all der tym to her, always work should be done according to her irrespective of bf's wishes and desire, girl friend wants that bf should be of her only, girl friend think that boy friend should be such that they should always make their girl friend feel so special and she wishes that when boy friend comes to meet her bring with him Red Rose and a one and only Dairymilk for her, they are much caring , when girl friend is in good mood she shower all her love on boy friend, when girl calls to her special one i mean boyfriend and if by mistake she will listen "your call is on wait "

then be ready for little fight "with whom you are talking and why at this time i have told you earlier that you must receive my call first then why ??" they always expects gifts from bf...

They always have a question  in her mind  my bf is loyal to me ??

But when a girl becomes a woman :

Mainly Changes in their maturity level, they stop doing nonsense and start thinking for all her family rather then "I ME MYSELF", it turns to "WE US", She forgets her wishes and tend to fulfill her family dreams.

For this article my friend helped me a lot...special thanx to her and roomies also...thanx.. :-).

But seriously man she is the only one who takes care of family, always worried about her family, she will leave her whole life as her husband says..hats off to her..if she is not happy in her husband's house she will never say to her parents.

She is the only one who can express her feelings face to face. Boys can't..

There is always a reason behind her tear..But problem is that we can't understand .

If you have sister you might have feel that how much she loves you and how much she cares for you, Don't let your sister to cry. Fulfill her desires and wishes because she will leave her own house one day give  make her happy.

વિદાય ના આશુ તેના માટે સહુથી કઠીન હોય છે કેમ કે તે પોતાનુ બધુ જ ત્યાગ કરીને પતિ ના ઘરે જાય છે તેનુ નામ પણ પોતાનુ નથી રહેતુ અને તેને પોતાની માને ઘેર જવુ હોય તો પણ સાસૂમા ને પુછવુ પડે છે.

You will never understand woman even they are agree with this. 


Sunday 10 March 2013

The Last Year.. :-( :-)

Dedicated to those who have attended Last Year of college and gonna attend in future..

The most sensitive year i have ever attended  ( :-P ), a year with mixture emotions.

True na ??

When we were enjoying 12th vacation and waiting for result  we used to discuss i want to get admission in this college , that college and will do stuff like this and that and finally we were in college, things were getting changed  as expected or ??.

When we were in 1st year of college life we were using words like " Sale college me aa gaye pata bhi nai chala :-) " and when we were in last phase we had to use words like "Sale college khatam bhi ho gai aur pata bhi nai chala :-( ". One sentence says everything.

Years were passing from 1st to last as we are  messaging now-a-days :-P. When we were in 1st semester of final year only few words surroundings..

  • Companies aa rahi he kuch padhna start kiya kya ?
  • Chalo aaj party karte he.
  • Aage socha he kya karna he ?
  • Last year he kuch karke jate he. Etc..
Students were never forget to update status on facebook like "Last year First sem.." (You might have also found status which sounds the same.)

When you were in last year the things which can not forgotten 

  • Number of messages were increased(Sent items : You might have found Name of Girls :-P) in comparison with previous year.
  • Pocket money hiked.
  • Numbers of parties were increased that you have given and attended (Reasons like campus placement/ Last year / Patch up / Birthdays / Engagement of your classmate).
  • Number of bunks (Ye to hona hi tha..) -> Attendance.
  • Result :- drastic change.
The most surprising things you were passed through, "Salo mene tumse ye bat chupai he ki Meri ek Girlfriend bhi he (wo classmate bhi ho sakti he/college). I can imagine situation what your friends had done with you". The person who have never did dance will dance in last year.

Some students have never visited library or still don't know where is the college library, hope you have found question from your friends "what is the name of that Sir/Ma'am ? (Generally happened). We used to spend time in outside more then in college because we knew that this time never gonna comes in life.

We were thinking during last year let us go somewhere for picnic so that we can enjoy last time with friends but you the Girls and Unity of every class. From experience we gathered so many times in canteen to discuss about picnic spot. All were ready at that time when the discussion was continue but when the time came Sounds from classmates  "Itna dur nahi jana he / Time nahi he / Kharcha jyada hoga / Tabiyat thik nahi he / Me kahi aur ja raha/rahi hu ", Bur luckily we could arrange a industrial visit cum picnic to Adani Mundra Port-Kutch-Gujarat. Friends from my class were too much happy because we could go somewhere with our class in college life. And we came back all friends came to me and said "Thanks a lot pa1 it was memorable tour of my life". According to me every collegian must go for a Industrial visit or picnic once in a college life. I know you are agree :-)

The Visit was on Last Week Of College Life. Just imagine how much we had enjoyed. :-)

Parties were arranged by students to hangover because it was last year some of them had drank for the first time even i was victim of this.

Some of your friends if they had guts might have proposed to her crush in last year result could be anything.

"If Yes" your friends "Sale tune to patali he wo sab thik he chal party kaha de raha he ?",

"If No" your friends "Sale kyu muh latka ke khada he ek gai to dusri chal ab rona bandh aur party ka venue bata ?"

"Party kyu usne ha nai bola he ?? " your friends "Sale tune usko propose karne ki himmat to dikhai party to banti he"

After all they are your friends na ??


Situation of girl for the same waiting for a boy to propose,
Your friends 
  • " usne kuch bola ?"
  • "uska message aaya kya ?"
  • "me usse bat karu ?"
  • "usko thodi hint de ki tu usko like karti he"
  • "wo to sala fattu tuje propose karne vala he nai tu hi karna na isme kya he ?"
  • "uski bahen ko bolu kya ?" Continues Never Knows "Dot"... LOLsss
The same things generally happens in every college mostly last year "Love" - > "Patch up".

Some of your friends got placed in good company and some went for their higher studies. We knew that this year is the last year after that "Kisko pata milenge ki nahi ?" this was the last chance to say your share secrets face to face.We gave some gifts to our best buddies so that he/she can remember you lifetime. I also got some gifts from my best buddies to remember them. Some sensitive girls/boys generally cries because they knew that this time is never gonna come again in life.

Juniors arranges a farewell party for Last year students, an atmosphere with some feelings. I know right now you are imagining your farewell party ( M I Right ???). Dance, Music , DJ, Dinner , Photos , Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys... (We know "aaj to last party he wo 'wo' pahenke aayegi", "usne kya pahena hoga uska matching pahenke jana he muje" :-) ). 

Last year in hostel / flat / P.G students make some 'Hatke' party ,some of they make dinner themselves, some 'alcohol in d rocks', some dance like a mad and make their videos to remember how we are in colleges.

Last year Last month

  • Students of college were always ready with external hard disk. 
  • Teri HD me jitni movies isme dal de/ teri HD aaj ke din le jau ?.
  • Koi naya stock aaya he to pendrive leke avu badme tu chala jayeda to dekhno ko nai milega.
  •  last month he kuch karte he chalna(We only speaks generally nothings happens in most cases).
  • First year se jitni bhi photo he usme dal de.
  • Night out with friends.
  • Only counter strikes / kali ni tidi. (We used to play CS in Our Labs :-( )
  • Gossips in room about college's last 3 years.
  • We went for dinner with our college buddies mostly everyday.
Memories Unlimited Seriously..

Last Year Last Day

 The day which comes once in a life and which can't be erased from mind. Same as first day this is last day status changed "Last Year Last Day :-( :-)".  Some will cry on this day some will say "Bye" last time to some of their friends. 

Even facebook ko bhi pata chal jata he ki "aaj in logo ka aakhri din he college me" (Got it na ??) .

Your friends to you on last day :
  • Tera number to yahi rahegana ?
  • Call karte rahena.
  •  Kuch plan banao tu message kar dena.
  • Facebook pe milte he.
  • Sadi me bulana ha ,nai bulaya to binbulai aa jayenge. 
  • All the best for your future.
  • Chal gale mille last time.
  • Yad rakhna bhul mat jana :-( .

Me and my friends went for dinner on highway on the last day it was memorable.

Last  "Final Packing for New Beginning".

We are now graduates got the degree. Some are doing job / masters / business but all are still missing college days.

When two friends meets after finishing college if anyone of them will speak about college :-  
You can imagine talks between them.

I personally experienced this still today when i meet my friends or call him/her and talks about college we always says one thing "इस से तो अच्छी कॉलेज लाइफ थी , क्या दिन थे यार".


We Always gonna miss this college life. Till today many of us haven't talked with some of our college buddies and don't know where they are and what are they doing ?. This is the life So Leave It and Enjoy It Like A Mad.

Some things which we could not achieved or enjoyed in college life. But still we just ignored it and missing those days. Isn't it ??  

Therefore it is said that  "Longest vacation of anyone's life - College Life"..